Sunday, March 30, 2008

hot and sticky.

seeing how long i can go without turning on my a/c. it may not be much longer. it's been a crazy long day even with my beer induced nap i took this afternoon. i don't know why i insist on drinking. went to the bayou city arts festival. it was a visual affront for the most part, however, there were some amazing high school projects!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Heart Cooks Brain.

Feeling like I've been asleep for the last hour. I wants a snowcone.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008


"" takes you to a site to help you find "adult friends."


on a separate note, it's really hot.

12 Hours.

Just woke up from twelve hours of sleep.

That's it.

Monday, March 24, 2008


fuckity fuck fucking fuck fuck fucked fuck fuck fuckity fuck fucking fuck fuck.


Sunday, March 23, 2008

I ♥ coffeeeeee!!! (Happy Zombie Jesus Day!) So I thank Cavanaugh for turning me onto drinking my coffee black. Crazy, I know...but it's totally yummy. Mmmmm....sweet merciful caffeine, how much I love thee.

Also, just because I'd like someone who's vaguely interested in art, but isn't necessarily heavily involved with it, who's not really into drugs or kicking puppies and/or kittens or shaking babies, and can fall in line with at least 50% or 78% of the things I find fundamentally important doesn't make me "picky," does it?! C'mon!

Finally, holy fucking shit (courtesy of Cute Overload):

happy bunny day! (or blood of the lamb day, in some parts.)

met up with our favorite manny last night for a minute. he's off to florida come wednesday. it's temporary but indefinite, if that makes sense. point being, he'll be gone and he'll be missing a lot of stuff, but he'll be back so we can't be too, too sad! he was also wearing the pretty sparkly shirt that i totarry love and would covets if my boobs were ...non-existent... AND B.C. introduced me to his very cute cowboy friend who called me, "darlin'" and wore a western shirt with snap buttons. i really like the idea of cowboys and firefighters and physicists.

TG was telling me i might be a lil too picky. woody did once say that i'm pretty specific. what's wrong with hoping for a guy who is mostly normal, but is vaguely interested or vaguely involved with the arts but not an actual artist? besides, his elaine is always saying that you should just put ideas out into the world as a way of maybe achieving something somewhere along the line. my elaine no. 1 just says that i'm crazy.

off to the studio in a bit. feeling slightly heartbroken. could use a hot shower to make my lungs happy, but no. forgot that today is easter.

busting ass today.

also, can't figure out if this is funny or sad:

gotta fluff up those ears and all???

yeah. all right. gonna make shit happen today.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

friendship bread

orrrr the fatassery chain??

yeah. on the drive back to the apartment i remember thinking, "i am so gonna blog about this." alas, i've forgotten what "this" happened to be. damn.

i need to wash my hair and make some art. ...and maybe make a phone call though i'm feeling slightly overwhelmed so i may wait until tuesday night or wednesday. one thing at a time and all that. pitter-patter-pitter-patter-thump-thump-thump. i have no idea what that means really.

ohhhh, wait...yeah. i totally have a caffeine addiction. i mean, this is common knowledge and i think i acknowledge this pretty regularly anyway, but...yeah. screaming bad headaches? wanting to throw up? more prone to yelling at bystanders and passersby? ohhhhh, yeah.

Friday, March 21, 2008


If I could, I'd watch this in a continuous loop. I mean, I have a life, but kitties chatting with each other??!!! C'mon, what's not to love?

AND THEEEEENNNNNN....there's the translated version.

It's a sickness, I know. And Troy might be right, it could be dangerous to my health. Which reminds me, I need to feed Sherman McKittypants, but that's General Frank Sherman Kitty McKittersons to you, soldier!

great stuff via neatorama

"Racism is so stupid. There’s more than enough reasons to dislike people on an individual basis."

- Will Durst, political satirist



Thursday, March 20, 2008

i COVETS these!!!!

they're soooo pretty AAAANNNNDDDDD they look like they'd do some damage were they to kick you in the face. :) le sigh.

i am soooooo TOTALLY in love. plus, shoes NEVER break your heart.

and this! i covets this too:


Totally jacked on waaaay too much caffeine. For fuck's sake. Bunny is giving me disapproving look. Magic Eightball and the new Magic Eightball Baby have had corresponding answers. Suckers have been consistent. ...or maybe I'm the sucker.

Ugh. Totally aggravated/agitated. I seriously need to lay off the caffeine. Also, my Elaine No. 2 cannot go out of town when my Elaine No. 1 is out of town. This is bad, very, very bad news bears it is. Why must both of my Elaine's be gone???

Also, WTF?! Why must I be compared to Margaret Cho?!! I mean, I'm a lil chubby and I'm Korean...stilll.... C'mon!!! (and according to M. Wolff, funnier?!! ...I have my moments.)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Ohhhh and sadness!!!

Arthur C. Clarke died. He came up with geosynchronous satellite stuff and wrote sci-fi books!!! Awww...sad. (I did a report on him for my h.s. physics class.)


I am fantastic at a great many things, cleaning and being tidy are not among those things.

I'm hungry, but happy.

Monday, March 17, 2008

for giggles...for shits...for shiggles.

ohhhh, and cos i could! is it so wrong?!!!

five degrees cooler!!!

i like to imagine bunnage, inc. here yellin' that it could be "five degrees cooler" from his lil tub a la bradford-style. oohhhhh, miss i loves you!

TRANSITIVE VERB: 4. To affect sharply with great feeling.

what the hell?! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Jo vs. BMW (redux)

Yeah, so weekend was fun despite the rocky start. (ROCKY START: The not getting my oil changed, the sudden bleeding from the vagina, the retarded collision with a BMW and Acura only minutes from my destination, oh, and the massive felt-like-someone-brained-me headache.) (And by, "collision," what I mean is that I rear-ended the guy in the Beamer, who in turn hit the Acura...I have no idea how it all happened. I was driving and then I was not.) I rolled in, went to the scariest CVS, then finally arrived at the home of Colonel McSweetersons and Lieutenant A. Chatsalot. Proceeded to do a lot of nothing for about.....24 hours. It was GLORIOUS the doing of nothing. Nothing is so totally underrated. Good times fun, USA.

Oh! [SQUEEEEALS!!!!] I also learned there's a band? a dj? called Panda Bear! PANDA BEAR!!! Le sigh.

Finally, I've finished the first version of Le FunBuckle. Have already spoken to TommyG about fabrication. I am soo making this happen! Hahahaha.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008