Bayesian Statistics

For serious, you cannot apply Bayesian statistics to your personal life! Does this stop me?! ...not so much. Am I trying to not? Uhhh, yeah! And on a completely unrelated note, ManBabies.com is hella weird. I'm totally disturbed by this.

Yeah, so going to bed feeling vaguely uneasy can lead to waking up feeling pretty flighty. Go fig! Or maybe it was the addition of three cups of coffee that did it???

Jacked.

Totally jacked on waaaay too much caffeine. For fuck's sake. Bunny is giving me disapproving look. Magic Eightball and the new Magic Eightball Baby have had corresponding answers. Suckers have been consistent. ...or maybe I'm the sucker.

Ugh. Totally aggravated/agitated. I seriously need to lay off the caffeine. Also, my Elaine No. 2 cannot go out of town when my Elaine No. 1 is out of town. This is bad, very, very bad news bears it is. Why must both of my Elaine's be gone???

Also, WTF?! Why must I be compared to Margaret Cho?!! I mean, I'm a lil chubby and I'm Korean...stilll.... C'mon!!! (and according to M. Wolff, funnier?!! ...I have my moments.)