sugar, sugar.

**i'm not interested, but thank you.

**it's not you, it's me.

i don't like you that way.

**i love you, but i'm not in love with you.

**can we just be friends?

**you will never see me naked.

**really, i hate you.

**i need an adult.

**i'm just not that into you... -courtesy of e_badass

**i think we should take a break. -courtesy of lucky t

**-contenders